There's one Santa story in the United States you probably shouldn't tell you kids.
A six foot four, 280 pound man in a Santa hat was arrested for drunk driving in Hollywood, but here’s where it gets interesting.
He was wearing a wig, a red lace camisole, a purple g-string and black shoes.
Well at least he got the shoes right, but doesn’t purple clash with the red hat?
Bad Santa was booked, later released on 5,000 dollars bail.
It just goes to show, some gifts from Santa probably should stay wrapped.
