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Friday, 21 November 2008

Ritchie and Madonna enjoy four seconds of sex

16/09/2008 9:26:00 PM.  | Bang Showbiz

Guy Ritchie says the best sex lasts four seconds.

The movie director – who is married to pop superstar Madonna – admits his favourite way to make love is a quick romp.

Speaking about the sex scene between Gerard Butler and Thandie Newton in his new movie ‘RocknRolla’, Guy said: “It’s over in four seconds. Best type of sex that.”

Guy, 40, also confessed he has always been bemused by the opposite sex.

When asked why his films never feature many women, he replied to British radio station Key 103: “That’s because I don’t understand women.”

In contrast to his wife’s extravagant 50th birthday party last month, Guy hosted a low-key celebration at his London pub The Punchbowl last week to celebrate his own milestone age.

Explaining why he shunned a huge celebrity bash, the director insisted it wasn’t in his nature.

He said: “I’m not extravagant. I spent all of around £600.”

Guy and Madonna have been married for eight years. They raise three children together, Madonna’s daughter Lourdes, 11, their son Rocco, eight, and adopted son David, two.

 

COMMENTS

Wednesday, 17 September 2008

I don't blame him, 4 seconds is about all I could handle of those bulging veins and bodybuilders frame.

Posted by: Patricia S, Sydney

 

Wednesday, 17 September 2008

As if you'd have the chance to. Patricia.

Posted by: Lola Y, Yonnox

 

Wednesday, 17 September 2008

Bill O'Reilly is more my type. Somehow an old boiler trying to pass herself off as a chick isn't my type.

Posted by: Patricia S, Sydney

 

Wednesday, 17 September 2008

I don't think he means 4 seconds of sex ALL the time. Maybe he means spontaneously, sporadically. Which then I would agree is great. Maybe he meant 60 seconds or 120 seconds. 4 seconds could equal 4 thrusts, 4 licks, 4 kisses, a combo. I think his point was that it doesn't have to last hours.

Posted by: Maria Holmes, Long Island City

 

Thursday, 18 September 2008

4 seconds of sex with madonna ?that guy is crazy .it will be like tantric sex.she is so hot.the boobs oh my god

Posted by: john kiki, paris

 

Friday, 19 September 2008

Umm.... I couldn't stand sex with either of them not EVEN 4 secs!! And is he CRAZY!!??? Longer sex is way better!

Posted by: Dani Marti, ambridge

 

Friday, 19 September 2008

OMG!!! Guy!!! You mean you can stand that hog for that long??? She doesn't have the sex appeal of a gorilla with a sore arse!!!!

Posted by: Debbie Ann, Chester

 

Friday, 19 September 2008

The 4-seconds is after he nails the board across his rear so he doesn't fall in. Even then he has to do the hula to stay prone. YUCK!!

Posted by: mona berry, seattle

 

Tuesday, 23 September 2008

Falling in?? I wouldn't mind falling in. Just think of all the fun trying to scramble back out. I only wish all women could look like her at 50. I know 20 year olds who don't look as good.

Posted by: Pithy Opiner, California, USA

Friday, 07 November 2008

Pithy...get a grip!!! That dolt's had so much plastic surgery and botox I'm surprised her face doesn't crack when she smiles. NOBODY looks like that at 50 yrs old without ALOTTA help.

Posted by: debbie ann, Chester

 
 

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