Forget fame and fortune, The Chaser's Chas Licciardello has revealed exactly what it would take for them to sign with a commercial network: a night with Kerri-Anne Kennerley.
The Chaser boys found themselves at the top of TV's most wanted list following their highly publicised APEC stunt last year and rumours were running hot that they were planning to jump ship to a commercial network.
But Licciardello says the team is happy at the ABC for now and wouldn't be following Kath and Kim down the commercial trail any time soon.
Unless the commercial networks were prepared to make some real offers of course.
"At the moment the commercial networks aren't offering us the right carrots," Licciardello said.
"We've been offered money, we've been offered better conditions but I'm yet to be offered an affair with Kerri-Anne Kennerley."
"When they start offering the real stuff then we'll start thinking of going but until then they're just not trying."