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Saturday, 22 November 2008

Paris Hilton’s Presidential hope comes true

9/10/2008 4:00:00 PM.  | Rhys Sain

As part of worldwide campaign, the White House has taken on a pink hue overnight, joining more than 200 landmarks around the globe commemorating breast cancer awareness month.

It comes just two months after Paris Hilton made a satiric bid for the White house, explaining that if elected, the socialite extraordinaire may paint the White House pink.

In a television commercial airing in August, the infamous international luxury hotel heiress-cum-amateur porn star-cum-singer-cum-entrepreneur-cum-reality TV star-cum-actress-cum-jail bird-cum-short-lived good-Samaritan-cum-girlfriend of a punk singer, declared her desire to be America’s next President.

Reclining on a sun lounge beside a swimming pool, and dressed only in a skimpy leopard-print, Hilton responded to Republican candidate John McCain's controversial ad equating her celebrity status with Barack Obama’s.

“Hey America, I'm Paris Hilton and I'm a celebrity too,'' Hilton declares breezily.

"Only I'm not from the olden days and I'm not promising change like that other guy. I'm just hot.”

"But then that wrinkly white-haired guy used me in his campaign ad, which I guess means I'm running for president.

"So thanks for the endorsement white-haired dude, and I want America to know I'm, like, totally ready to lead."

In her ad, Hilton also offers an alternative US energy strategy, suggesting that she plans to combine elements from McCain and Obama.

"We can do limited offshore drilling with strict environmental oversight while creating tax incentives to get Detroit making hybrid and electric cars. ... Energy crisis solved, I'll see you at the debates, bitches!''

Instead of the then relatively unheard of Biden or Govoner Palin, while mulling her choices for vice-president, would-be President Hilton offered a singer-songwriter for the next-in-charge job.

"I'm thinking Rihanna.”

"I'll see you at the White House,'' Hilton adds.

"Oh, and I might paint it pink. Bye!''

 

See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

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